Friday, December 26, 2008

X'MAS 2008
2nd year anniversary

so mushyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

*giggle like i kenna mad cow disease*

Guess how I spent my X'mas!!! BASICALLY DOING NOTHING!!!

But it was still fun lor!!!

On X'mas eve, me & bf dressed up and went down to Clark Quay to eat at Hot Stones (super bad choice becuz after that we both smelled like something was bbq'ed on us). Then then... after eating... we walked around and watched belly dancing for a while... ... then then... we strolled around some more... and then then... we went home. We were out from 8.30pm to 10.30pm and then we decided we were bored and decided to head back home.

Bf had this fantastic idea of opening up a bottle of this expensive champagne to drink at home. So we were dressed shabbily with Ken-Ken cuttlefish & cashew nuts, drinking Moet and watching lousy tv programmes at home. But still... it was fun!!! =D

We actually took some pictures which unfortunately cannot be posted here yet (no... it's not porno pictures). But maybe in the future I will post them up on the blog...

Coincidentally (or maybe not that coincident), Xmas is our 2nd year anniversary too! This marks the day where he somehow managed to con me into being his gf becuz i was so in the mood for the joy of giving on the day Jesus Christ was born. (^_^)v I'm such a saint.

But but my bf was so sweet..... becuz after we were done with the huge bottle of Moet champagne, he actually said that since this is the 1st bottle we had together, the bottle cannot be thrown away and maybe can put some flowers in it. Then he nonchanlently just walked to the tv cabinet and placed it there... like nothing happened.

(O_O) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER SWEET, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

And trust me when I say that he is totally not the kind of guy who will automatically say sweet mushy things like this. Usually, i have to beat him and bug him non-stop before he will repeat after me and say loving words. For example:

me: can i ask you something?

bf: wat?

me: do you have anything to say to me from the deepest most bottom'est part of your heart where you're afraid tat when you say it out loud, you will feel damn super paisey???

bf: ... *pauses for like... 1 sec*... ... .. no.

me: REALLY DUN HAVE MEH?!?!?!?!?!

bf: no ah. got nothing to say.


bf: ... *pauses for 2 secs*... really dun have.

me: FINE. *hammers him on the arm*... WHATEVER...

bf: ... ok lah ok lah. i have something to say.

me: =D !!! WHAT???????

bf: diam diam lah. (translation: keep quiet lah)... *he snickers evily while I feels more cross*...

me: (-_-) !!!!!!!!!

It's just this game that we're playing - How to Piss Each Other Off.

Usually, he's the one who manages to piss me off all the time. But yesterday, it was my turn to make him pek-chek (frustrated).

We were going down to packet some dinner home (yeah, i know. it's xmas and we are eating packet food) and I was telling him that my tummy feels uncomfortable and it's telling me that it wants to eat some grass (veggies & fruits).

When we reach the void deck...

me: whr are we going to packet food?

bf: we go to hougang mall to buy your veggies & fruits first, then we go to the other coffeeshop to packet food.

me: huh... so troublesome. then nvrmd lah. no need the veggies & fruits lah.

*i turn around to walk towards the coffeeshop*

bf: nvrmd lah... go and buy the veggies lah.

*he turns around again to walk towards Hougang Mall*

me: but troublesome leh... must walk all the way there... then turn back and walk to the other side to packet food...

*i turn around yet again towards coffeeshop*

bf: you sure ah???

me: yes lah...

*walks a few steps*...

me: but then hor... my tummy really feeling unwell...

bf: ... then go to hougang mall and buy the veggies lah...

*he turns around AGAIN towards Hougang Mall*

me: dun wan lah dun wan lah... very troublesome...

*i turn around towards coffeeshop*

bf: AIYO!!! *starts taking deep breathes*...

me: *feeling gleeful tat he's getting irritated*... BUT HOR...

bf: *stops in his tracks & side-glance at me*... GO AND B...

me: *interrupts*... JUST KIDDDIIINNNNNGGGGG...

*continues to walk to coffeeshop*

While bf is ordering food, i looked at a plate of kang kong being served to a table.

me: wahhhhh... kang kong looks so good...

bf: then order lah! wan or not?

me: dun wan lah...

bf: ... ...

me: anyway nobody ever cared about my tummy feeling unwell...

bf: :-\ !!!!!!!! *getting annoyed*... go and buy the v...


*watches bf taking deep breathes*

me: =D !!!!

So childish. But life has never felt so sweet.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Hari Raya Haji 2008
(mindless rantings... again)

It's supposed to be a long weekend today becuz HRH falls on a Monday. Which is today. And I'm not going out. Why? Becuz my bf is still away in China on a biz trip & apparently I needed more friends who are not busy with work / other social life / bfs / gfs / etc etc...

I woke up at 8am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so i decided to slap on this Honey & Black Sugar mask from Beauty Credit and maybe try to gain back some youth in my tired looking skin. There is no denying that i am indeed getting old and an increasingly amount of lines are appearing around my face. :-O !!!

Anywayz... how i wish i had one of those cosmetic hi-tech machines like in The Sims 2. Where you can just stand in front of it when your mood is platinium sky-high & you can alter yourself into a chiobu. Instant face lift, sia...

And Gina started on her internship with this company and has this crush on a superbly older guy who is like.... ... in his 40s. no shit... they have like a 20-yr age gap. but she said that he's very charming. *imagines*... maybe he looks like Andy Lau or Takeshi Kaneshiro. I really wonder exactly how charming can a 40+ year old guy look. I like older guys... not OLD guys. but Gina always expressed how $$$ is #1 in her life. So that explains a lot. :-O !!! waiting for old guys to die & leave her the $$$... ...

Last night before we slept, Gina asked me how I measure my life by.

I thought about it... and said, "measure by how happy i am". She said she measures it by how much money she has.

We are definitely of different breeds.

Alvin went out drinking with his ex-colleagues & asked if i wanted to go along. If i were younger.... MUCH younger, i would have joined him. but now, i dunno why... the thought of drinking and partying in dark places with strangers & booming loud music that causes you to scream eveytime you want to talk... just dun appeal to me anymore.

Oh fark, i AM getting older.

Please God, keep me looking young. I can feel like my eyelids are starting to hang over my eyeballs... in other words, DROOPING.... LOSING ELASTICITY...

p.s: is tat a double eyelid crease i see?!??! YES!! wait.... NO!!! i'm supposed to be single-eyelid!!!!

I miss when I was 20.

Did my 28th+1 birthday just pass?!?!?!


Saturday, December 06, 2008

Photo Log

Some random pictures from all over the place.

But first! I just went to perm my hair today... hehehehehehe....

Here I am at the salon, getting it done... and those things that they use to curl your hair is super damn heavy lor. It felt like a fat cat was sitting on my head... (O_O")

Getting the perm.... ... PREDATOR STYLE...

While waiting for the hair to set, I read some magazines and found this funnnyyyyy!!

And then....



... the end product...




I thought it was too curly... :-(

Hopefully it will loosen up after 1 week... :-(

Ok... other photos...

This early morning, before i went to perm my hair, i was actually sleeping over at my bf's house (without the bf becuz he's in China having fun with prostitutes... ... JUST KIDDING). Then woke up at 6.30 in the morning... and sent his mother to work.. then i went back home and pick my parents up for breakfast. They wanted to eat at Chinatown. They have this delicious yong tau foo thingy... and raw fish thingy...

dun ask me where... becuz i also dunno... but from where we're sitting, this was my view.



my mother said something that made me very... what-the-fark-lor......

she was putting on this face mask sheet for me... and she said, "it looks like your face very big, but when put on this mask sheet, then only i realize it's actually so small becuz still got so much excess cloth. when i put this for your brother, the mask sheet not enough to cover his face"... ...

what the............. @*#&$(@#&$(*@#...... MY FACE LOOKS VERY BIG MEH?!?!?!?!?!?!

:-( mummy so evil... say my face looks big...

ok. watever.

then my bf has been saying that he's been eyeing on some Fortuner vehicle...

but on the road, THIS totally caught my eye! The Nissan Murano!

Went to a very unenjoyable wedding dinner (my bf's colleague's son's wedding)... ... we dun even know the son, but went anywayz...

then after the wedding... my makeup melted... but i still managed to take an act hiao (vain) picture...

looks like ghost lor.

even my sister (who sleeps in the same room) gets a shock sometimes when i wake in with my black long hair and ghastly complexion and stoned empty eyes....


Rmbr I blogged about my eye infection previously?

Well... after 1 month, it got re-infected...

i actually had a lot of blemishes... freckles... and... watever bad skin complexion you can think of.... but you won't see that much of it here. :-D Photoshop loveeeee...

OH OH!! and if you go to Hong Kong, you must search for these!!! THEY ARE SO FARKING DELICIOUS!!!!!!

I'm serious.

So. Farking. Delicious.

On 9 Nov 2008, I won 1st prize!!!

No. Not 4D.

But I had written, directed and produced a TV skid for the company's D&D... ... and we WON! 1st PRIZE!!! But then again, there were only 2 teams. So, even if we lost, we'll still get 2nd prize.... hahahahhaa... ... but WE WON. 1st PRIZE!

And my bf shitted in his pants when he let go a fart.

He totally lao sai'ed onto his shorts...

Or it could be the mud when he played football earlier in the morning.

And he likes carrying his bag like this...

and he likes making funny faces...

cute hor.

well. for some security reasons, his face cannot be shown yet. maybe next time.


That's all.

Nothing much.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Why Are There So Many Idiots?!?!

This is just another ranting blog post.

I'm just so sick of idiots!!!

Ok... now i'm not even to keep them anonymous becuz they're just farking RUDE and DISRESPECTFUL and INCONSIDERATE!!

Today, I shall vent out my anger becuz of this farking idiot called FALAN. I have actually blogged about him before here... and here.

And today... it's like... RUDE RUDE MAN PART III.

I can't even believe that there is a 3rd sequel to this lor.

My bf went to China for work.

My bf's mother went to Vietnam for holiday.

And so, it leave me and my bf's cat. And he had told me to look after the cat becuz he doesn't want to send it to a pet hotel... ... probably you will think that he is just being cheapskate, but he's not. He wanted to send the cat to the pet hotel, but his mother suggested that i look after that fat cat... ... and since she asked me, i have no reason to reject. I don't mind looking after the fat cat... but I mind being in the same area as that farking bastard Falan. Ever since that last incident, I totally HATED him to the core....

... if there was ever a chance, i would piss all over him and make him lick his own pee off the floor...

ok.... so anywayz...

I didn't stay over at my bf's house all day.

Morning I was there to feed the cat.... then afternoon i drove home... then i only came back to my bf's house after my dinner, so i can feed the cat again... then i stayed oernight, and morning i feed the cat.. then afternoon i drove home... then i.. ... ... ok ok... you get the idea...

so basically, i wasn't in my bf's house in the afternoon, right?


On the 2nd day, after my dinner, I went back to my bf's house to feed the fat cat some dinner. And when I stepped into the toilet in my bf's room (yes, he sleeps in the master bedroom), i saw.. ... ... droplets of YELLOW pee on the toilet seat.


I know it's not me lor. Becuz i sit when i pee. Plus before i left the house, i purposely dropped a piece of clean tissue into the toilet bowl, so that I will know if SOMEBODY came in to use the toilet (damn bloody innovative of me, right?!?!?!)... ... and when i saw the droplets of pee... i noticed that the tissue paper was no longer in the toilet bowl, which also means that SOMEBODY used the toilet and had flushed it.

DAMN ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!

I looked closer and realized that the droplets of pee was STILL... well... WET. So this means that he had used it not long ago. Farker.

The more I think about it, the more pissed i am.

And I stormed out of the room and shouted, "Falan! You used the toilet in the room, is it?!?! Can you go and clean it YOURSELF."

And he can even turn around and ask, "clean wat?"

And I replied, "THE TOILET SEAT! You left something on it and it's still WET."

Then he got up and cleaned it.

So you think this is the end of the story?!?


I noticed that my bf's boxers which I had laid neatly on the side of the bed... ... ... was NO LONGER lying neatly on the bed. It looked like it had been swept to one side.



And then I wanted to turn on my laptop, so that I can chat with my bf on msn. And I remembered that I had plugged out the power cable the previous night. But... WOW... SURPRISED TO SEE THAT THE POWER CABLE WAS ACTUALLY PLUGGED IN and SOMEBODY EVEN TURNED ON THE SWITCH AND DIDN'T SWITCH OFF... so this means that my laptop has ben charging over and over and over.


Ok... then i logged online to chat with my bf who is still living his happy life in a hotel in China. Then I told him my discoveries.... and complained and complained....

And then I reached for the remotes to turn on the tv in my bf's room.... .... and WOW AGAIN... SURPRISED (once again) TO SEE THAT SOMEBODY HAD ALREADY TURNED ON THE STARHUB CABLE!!!! At first, I even tried to give Falan the benefit of the doubt that I was the one who had accidentally sat on the Starhub Cable remote control and miraculously, my round fleshy buttocks had aimed straight for the 'on' button. So, I just reached for the TV remote control to turn it on.... .... but TRIPLE WOW (ok... cancel the triple wow becuz i'm not even surprised anymore)... ... i realized that somebody had the courtesy of pressing the ON/OFF button on the tv. And I had to walk to the tv to press the button again to turn it on. This totally 'chop & guarantee' that Falan had utilised everything in my bf's room.

He came into my bf's room. He used the laptop. He used the toilet AND dirtied it. He watched tv in the room. And I'm sure he had laid his stinky body on our bed again.

What kind of tenant does this? YOU rent a room from your friend. Then YOU take advantage of your friend by being inconsiderate and disrespectful. And the owners of the house dun even sleep in aircon room, but you had to turn on the aircon when you sleep. When ppl asked you to help them save electricity by not turning on the aircon, you dare to reply by saying that YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT AIRCON?!?!?!?! What kind of bastard are you?!?!?! Not only that, when you are sleeping in the living room, you can leave the aircon on in your room when nobody is inside!!! Who the fark you think you are?! You are ONLY paying $350 per month, and you can do all these things and request so many things from the owners of the house?????

This is too much.

He doesn't even give my bf any 'face' / respect.

He even bullies my bf's mother by getting her to clean up HIS droplets of pee. Trust me. I know this becuz my bf's mother had indirectly said this before. WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?! You treat her like your maid, is it?!

Not me. I will never clean anyone's droplets of pee.... ... unless it's my family's pee.... or my bf's pee. I will never allow this asshole to degrade me into his personal maid. My bf's mother might be willing to serve him hand & foot... and somemore can cook & clean for him... and treat him to meals... ... ... but he is nothing to me, so I will make a stand on this.

Damn bloody furious!

I already told my bf that he must not expect me to be nice to this asshole Falan. I cannot bring myself to be polite to this guy anymore.