Friday, April 27, 2007

Morphing Gni

My blog has no existence of pictures anymore.

It's just mindless words & constant droning on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about boring stuff that's happening in my life.


Am I getting old and lazy?

... omg! I can't believe I just said the forbidden 'O' word.

Have I lost my sense of humor & decided to be like every other matured adult?!

So, I'm 27 going on 28. But I always told my friends that we MUST NEVER LET THE FUN STOP! Then here I am, getting more concerned about silly responsibilites & proper human integrity.

How I wish it was 10 years back, when I was a carefree senseless person.

Looking back (gosh, am I about to reminisce about the past??... ... yes i am yes i am), me & my closest friends have done some incredulous stuff like:

1. Finding a severed finger at Pasir Ris Chalet & having AH BONG* (name changed to protect his identity) picked it up and thinking it was rubber until AH KIANG* knocked some sense into AH BONG & proofed that it was a finger, but it only looked like rubber cuz it had been separated from the human body.

2. Peed at the phone booth in Fort Canning & took a group photo with the yellow water.

3. Went to various so-called haunted places to seek cheap thrills & ended up scaring ourselves with (an almost) Twilight Zone moment.

4. Went to a fishing village in Malaysia & SOMEONE took a nekkid picture of SOMEONE who was doing his big business in the toilet.

5. Drank too much & puked too much, then went back to drink some more again.

6. Went to the East Coast beach & buried a friend underneath the sand, and made a nekkid sand body on top of her & squeezed her sand boobs while incriminating photos were taken during the ordeal.

7. Watched a friend's swimming trunk tear into half while he came down a slide in Big Splash (man, was that hilarious).

8. Seen a friend tried to do a stunt while coming down a slide in Big Splash & then somersaulted halfway, hit the slide & rendered unconscious until the ambulance came & took him away.

9. Went to visit a friend at his house, then SOMEBODY went to the fridge to grab something to drink and realized that he was drinking the friend's wife's breast milk.

10. Went to a restaurant in Hong Kong & ate some delicious 'Har Kaw', then realized that it was the meat of a foetus.

(O_O) !!!


Anyway, I have been to a dirty little pub (but I didn't know they sold girls there until it was too late) somewhere near Club Momo and on the menu, they sold some snacks.

On Item 2, one of its snacks is called,



I think they meant, "Luncheon Meat".

But in a dirty obsene place like that, I doubt they had made that mistake by accident.

Anyway, I have already decided.

I will regain my childish nature.

I have decided to quit my job & do nothing all day.

I will go out & hang out with my friends.

And I will not worry about the future anymore.

I will sponge off my family's fortune (or whatever they have left).

I want to be in Neverland.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Out from Hibernation




*hears echo*

*old newspaper rustling along the ground*


Anywayz... in case anyone out there was at least REMOTELY worried due to my absence, I just want to tell you that...


Quick updates on what's been happening in my life:

My boss has retired and in his place, Satan took over officially in January.

I am no longer working alternate Saturdays! It's 5-day work week for me now! (ok ok... maybe Satan isn't that bad after all)

However, we work longer hours on Weds & Thurs. And if you do a proper calculation, we are actually working more hours on a 5-day work week, instead of alternate Saturdays. (I take back everything nice I said about Satan)

I lost 1kg due to super hectic work schedules and other environmental stress during the last 4 months. (trust me, losing weight for me is not a good thing)

I haven't been keeping in touch with my friends & I think about it everyday, but never took the initiative to contact them.

Wondered what's so great about the hand-held PSP that my parents bought for both my brother & sister.

Realized that I have been putting on the Issey Miyaki perfume I got 2 months back. (and I don't have the habit of smelling like chemicals)

Have played The Sims 2 with its latest expansion pack - Seasons.

Tried to complete the latest Command & Conquer (Tiberian War) PC game, but I can't play under stressful circumstances. (it's fun, but it gets too emotionally exciting cum stressful for me)

Have daydreamed about making my 1st million by not sloggin my life away for Satan. (... and Toto + 4D is my answer)

Never bought any Toto nor 4D. (... therefore, not being able to fulfil my dreams)

Promised myself to be a more emotionally secure person.

Just ate a super salty cup noodle from Nissin for my lunch at work today.

At present, blogging during lunch time.

Thinking of taking a nap before my boss comes back from lunch.


That's about it.

Nothing much. So you see why I have nothing to blog about.

And i AM going to take that nap.