Wednesday, October 07, 2009

(i'm being serious this time)

Desperately need to buy a few dresses to attend a few wedding dinners.

Why people want to hold wedding dinner??? Now I have a big problem. Most of the dresses are tubes. I hate wearing tubes becuz:

1) I'm skinny.
2) Tubes are for girls w huge breasts.
3) Whenever I wear tubes, these weird flesh at my armpit area starts to bulge out. Basically I'm a skinny girl with fat armpits. Why? I dunno. Somebody pls help me.

The only ways to rectify this problem with tubes are to:

1) Eat till I explode, but I probably still will remain skinny. Damn these skinny genes.
2) Get breasts implants.
3) Get liposuction performed on my fat armpits & transfer the fats to my boobs. hey.. that's actually a good idea!


Should I go to Far East? Wisma? Ion Orchard?? Vivocity? Suntec?


Which places will contain the most stores that carry these kind of dresses?

Serve me right for not shopping like other girls... now I'm stuck in a situation. At the very least, I need to find a nice dress by 17 Oct!!! Becuz that's when Alvin & Cat take their indoor wedding photos... and our whole family will be there for a Family Photo! =D

That bf of mine is invited to the shoot too. But what if we break up?

(can hear ND going, "SIAO AH")...

Watever lah... the most I will cut out a photo of my new bf's face & paste over his face.

Why dun I have any nice dresses for weddings & photo shoots?


Tuesday, October 06, 2009


I'm so bored.

And I'm too lazy to post up pictures from my birthday. Maybe next time. I got photos from my workplace, my bf & his mother, my family... =D

Which reminds me that while out celebrating with my family, an auntie thot that I was only 20. *beams with joy*!!! YOU HEAR THAT, GINA?! She recognized ME as you. hehehehehe... *gloats for a little bit more*...

But the truth is.... I'm officially OLD now! HELP!!!

Another 10 more years & I'll be........................................ (O_O") !!! How will I look like when I'm 40??????


HORRORS!!! How come I still look like I'm 20???? IMPOSSIBLE!!! Ok, I shall confess to mummy that I really did go for Botox! Becuz I'm now the oldest, shortest & skinniest sibling, so at least I must look the youngest! if you have read my previous blog posts, you will know what i'm talking abt....

Wait a min... logically, I'm no longer the skinniest sibling becuz I now weigh 45kg. Gina weighs the same as me & she's 2cm taller than me.


Actually if you really think about it, I might already have 1 leg in the coffin. What if I only live till 60? Now it means I'm already halfway there... which now makes me wonder... what if I was accidentally buried alive in a coffin? Would I eventually die from lack of oxygen... or would i die from fear first? or would bugs devour my flesh while I'm still alive??? tat's like... ... slow death sia...

I'm so bored, I shall watch the 1st episode of Flash Forward which I had recorded. NEW SERIES SHOWING ON EVERY SUNDAY, 10PM ON CHANNEL 5!!!!!!

I also cheong'ed finish the episodes for Fringe. I have been keeping them for a really really boring relaxing day like today where I had taken leave on my birthday. Fringe is damn interesting! But.... why are the actors unattractive + corny in their acting? THEY RUINED THE WHOLE ENCHANTMENT FOR FRINGE!!!

Daddy has the whole season 2 for Psyche. It's super funny! The actors are a natural in a comedic way. love it. My bf doesn't watch english series, but watches this. That's how funny it is. Why my bf so so chee-na-biang... ... only like to watch cantonese series. Must force him to watch Lost V with me, so that we can feel lost together. I dunno why Lost has so many confusing & mysterious turning points, but I still watch it frustratingly every week. WHY? WHY??????????????? Is it becuz I must know what is the ending? What is time travel? Why the island can move? What's so special about the Lost people? AM I REALLY THAT KAYPOH?!?!?!


farewell my 20s...