Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Poor Twinkle

Mummy wants to give him away to some House Bunny person. Apparently, she read in the papers that there's this KIND person who absolutely LOVES bunnies. And there was a picture in the papers where this KIND person's house is FULL OF BUNNIES.


if you ask me, this might not be a very KIND person at all. If this person (let's call this KIND person, Alex) is really into bunnies, then Alex would only keep like... a few bunnies and not a whole house of bunnies. WHO KNOWS if Alex is actually reproducing the bunnies in masses, so that he can sell to other ppl and make a profit?! Correct or not?!?! And with so many bunnies, surely Alex has to look after them on a full-time basis, right??? And if Alex has a regular job, then who is doing the daily cleaning of the bunny cages??? And if not cleaned daily, then where is the hygiene??????

And and... what if Alex is this guy who just wants to make baby bunnies or create some special species of bunnies?? Then Twinkle will suffer from exhaustion becuz he's super duper cute!!! Alex will put Twinkle with a female bunny and then he will order Twinkle around, "FARK THAT BUNNY!!! FARK HER NOW!!! I COMMAND YOU TO IMPREGNATE HER!!!". Then Twinkle will be like *boink boink boink boink boink* in rabbit-lightning speed.... ... and when he cums in that bunny, Alex will put him with another female bunny and order him to impregnate her as well... and then another 10-20 bunnies. And the next day, this repeats itself again.

POOR TWINKLE!!! First he's a virgin, then suddenly, he turns into a gigolo. How can he take that kind of stress?!?!?!?!

And then my parents suggest to secretly drop him off in the zoo at the bunny farm. How to lor?! They wanted to sneak Twinkle in a bag... then go to the bunny farm and pretend to be interested in bunnies.... .... then *fling* Twinkle into the farm with the other bunnies.

SIAO IS IT?!?!?!

What if the bunny-caretaker takes the bunnies in for the day... and then, "eh? who's this???". And picks Twinkle up... then decides that this little bunny looks plump and healthy.... .... and then whack Twinkle on the head and while Twinkle is still dizzy, the bunny-caretaker feeds him to the wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? And all these is becuz the zoo doesn't feel like taking care of an extra bunny due to economy recession!!!!!!!!!!!

CANNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANNOT TAKE TWINKLE TO THE ZOO!!!

Even if Twinkle is too cute to resist and the zoo decides to keep him, but what if one day he becomes old? I bet they will all make some yummy bunny meat for the other animals in the zoo. Why waste a good piece of bunny meat? Yum Yum.

(O_O) !!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE!!!!!!

My bf offered to keep Twinkle at his house, but his mother is against the idea. She would rather Twinkle be given away as a gigolo or food.

Twinkle so poor thing.

I dun mind taking care of him and loving him till he dies.


Love you, Twinkle.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Bird Brain Humans

Went to Chinatown just now to collect our Hong Kong tickets & his mother tagged along. When looking for a parking lot, he wanted to park near the staircase but there were no available lots around.

Then he wanted to park in the season parking lot which is reserved whole day even on Sunday and Public Holidays. I didn't want to risk getting a summon, and spotted this parking lot (for the public, not season parking) which was like... 3 lots away from the 'illegal' lot which he wanted to park. I told him about it, but he ignored me. Then he cursed the car that was parked beside him becuz apparently the driver didn't park properly or something.

So I spotted another public lot and told him to park there. Then he said, "i dun wan you all to walk so far". And I was like, "far meh?? it's just there".... ... and that was like... JUST opposite.... like only 5-10 steps (depending whether you take adult steps or baby steps) more to walk to cross the carpark street.

And actually nothing was wrong until his mother had to say, "SHE dun kw how to appreciate"... wat the fark lor?!?! where did that come from?!?!? I dunno how to appreciate?!?!?! I dunno how to appreciate WHAT?!?! exactly what I dunno how to appreciate?!?!?!

I mean, how farking big can a carpark be? Just 5-10 steps to cross the carpark street, very far meh?! 5-10 steps VERY DAMN FAR MEH??? and excuse me... when he said, "i dun wan you all to walk so far".... it should be translated into, "i dun wan MY MOTHER to walk so far". And again... 5-10 steps to cross the carpark street is too much for your mother to handle?????? In that case, then why bother to bring her out and make her walk from Chinatown OG to People's Park? Isn't that even MORE torturing for her??? And how come when we were in People's Park, she was so energetic in walking around & shopping for things?

And all these while, he was thinking for his mother, I was actually concerned about him. My biggest mistake was that I was worried that he would get a summon for parking in the season parking lot. And for some phantom reason in her own imagination, I DUNNO HOW TO APPRECIATE HER SON. I dunno how to appreciate wat, I also dunno. And then she still dare to give me that disgusted face and tell me not to anyhow throw tantrum.


watever lah, ok? watever.

So everyone can see the pattern now.

He is concerned for his mother for walking 5-10 steps more, and I'm concerned for him in getting a summon for parking in the season parking lot, but then I become the evil bitch becuz I dunno how to appreciate and becuz I throw tantrum. And in the first place, all I said was "far meh?? it's just there".

they all behave as if i'm the unappreciative tantrum bitch. but really, they are the ones who are bird-brains for not seeing the whole picture.

out of the blue, i'm unappreciative.

IN THE VERY FIRST PLACE, the kindness wasn't even demonstrated for ME. it was for HIS MOTHER. and then i was just being concerned about him getting a summon, so i directed him to a public lot which was 5-10 steps away and she called me UNAPPRECIATIVE and then showed me a disgusted face & told me not to throw tantrum. then wat? you rather your son get a summon, is it?!?!?!?!

wat the fark.

ok lor, next time ask your son to drop you off DIRECTLY at the shopping complex while we go and look for carpark lot. then you won't have to walk that 5-10 steps more. i tell you what i think, i totally feel that she is just taking everybody for granted.

even with me, she said some farked up things to me before and that's becuz she didn't want to walk too far to the car. There was this time when I was doing her a favor by driving her to work while her son was overseas. The car was parked at the next block. And in the morning, while walking towards the car, she said to me, "actually i saw some empty parking lots just below our block yesterday, and i thought of telling you to go get the car and park below so we dun have to walk to far this morning but then i think to myself that you sure VERY LAZY to do that, so i didn't tell you". *breathes deeply*... so i told her to wait below the block while i go get the car myself... then i will drive towards her to pick her up. So is she APPRECIATING me? This is totally called TAKING ADVANTAGE of me... and adding MEAN WORDS to it as well.

i had it.

this is not the 1st time she said such things to me already. and all these while, i kept silent and never talk back to her. i'm sick of having to stand up for myself all the time while that asshole hides in the shadows and watch the drama. and the worst part was that he joined forces with his mother and also thought that i was in the wrong.


Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Top 10 (or more) List of Things

Last night, I dreamt that I went to get a tattoo!!!

EXCITEDNESS!!! I had always wanted to get a tattoo!!! It's like on my list of things to do before I die.

1. Have straight shiny white teeth.
2. Have my spine straightened.
3. Maintain at least $50,000 in my bank account.
4. Go for double eyelid / eye uplift corrective surgery.
5. Get fillers to plump up my lips.
6. Pierce navel (done)
7. Pierce that-hard-part-of-your-ear-bone-that-starts-with-T (done)
8. Get a tattoo.
9. Go to gym regularly.
10. Pluck my bf's armpit hairs until it's baby smooth.

Ok. These are not the only things I want to do. I mean, there are other things like... live happily & blissfully for the rest of my life. Never lift a finger to do housework forever and ever. Space out and daydream and get paid. Money constantly drop down from the sky and into my room's window. Never suffer another body ache, no back pain / neck pain / shoulder pain /etc etc. Eat anything I want & all the food will be processed and transformed into nutrients for my boobs. Never have stretch marks. Suddenly grow a brain and become super intelligent.

Wat the hell... the list is endless!

I also wish that female human beings can just lay eggs like chickens instead of pushing out a huge screaming baby from her pussy. DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL & GROSS THAT IS?!?!?!?! why can't we just lay an egg... ... maybe the size of a computer mouse... ... and then wait for it to hatch? Then it will grow into a normal size baby. There are so many advantages to this.

1. the fetus doesn't kick around in your stomach like Alien.
2. you won't have stretch marks becuz a computer mouse is so mini and cute.
3. no need for extreme pain in child birth!
4. the egg just leaves you alone until it's hatched (preferably in a week's time, so that the mother is completely re-energized to take care of the hatched baby).
5. once it's hatched, it's also mini-sized. and anything that is mini-sized is cuter than a normal-sized thing.

And I wish my parents will give up the idea of giving away Twinkle!!!