Mindless Outrage Rantings

My bf told me that he might not be able to come back from Yemen on Sunday.

FARKER!!!!! Ok.... i'm not scolding him. but i'm super furious at that asshole colleague who said that he will relieve my bf but didn't and purposely kept sending the wrong documents for the visa.... and then delay for so long until the visa got rejected & then gave so many farking excuses until there is no more flight tickets to go over to Yemen and relieve my bf of his stupid overseas assignment and this pisses me off!!!!

And this little farker has 2 wives (he's malay, so that explains the 2 legally married wives) and keeps giving excuses that he this and that and he has got 2 sets of families... one wife farks better than the other & that's why he needs to get a divorce with the wife that's not good in bed.... blah blah blah... and one million other excuses... blah blah blah....

All these useless men who only know how to fool around.... .... WHY?!??!?! ONE WOMAN NOT ENUFF FOR YOUR ROTTEN DICK, IS IT?!?!?! But boobs in front of them, and all men will want to squeeze. Bastards. In fact, i will form some kind of Men-Hating groupie & punish all the cheaters. SO WHAT IF MUSLIM CUSTOM ALLOWS YOU TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE WIFE?!?!??!?!?! This is actually an extremely selfish muslim law. Why don't they allow women to have more than one husband?! I ever asked this malay guy who has 2 wives if he will mind if his wife is sleeping with another man... and he said CANNOT ACCEPT. Well, if he cannot accept then what makes him think that his wife can accept him sleeping with another women (even if THAT other woman is ALSO his wife)?

If i ever find out that any guy has been cheating on their gfs/wives, i will personally snip off their dicks with a scissors & mince it up then feed it to stray dogs & cats. then i will track down all the girls that the cheater touched & disfigure them using acid + salt... and THEN i will go after the girls' families and torch them into dust just becuz they gave birth to such sluts. it is becuz of all these unfaithful men that make me lose faith in myself & in all my relationships.

omg... i can continue on with this topic...

but anywayz..... i miss my bf and i'm having PMS which is giving me severe mood swings & evil insecure thoughts & mindless outrage rantings becuz of that stupid colleague of his.

ARGH!!!!!

ANGRY!!!!

Eye Infection
Warning: really disturbing pictures attached

One Saturday morning, my left eye just wont open....

hmmmmmmmm... i wonder why....





W... what's that???

Let's just take a closer look...


EWWWWWWWWWWWWW... there's like... yellow pus sticking the eye together.

Then I finally got the pus-filled eye to open...


URGH!

Ok... I won't blame if you're grossed out by these pictures. Even I feel like puking.

If you think that the left eye is the only eye that got infected, you're wrong. Becuz I felt something scratching my right eyeball as well. The left eye was just MORE infected than the right. Don't believe me?

After washing out my eyes, my sister took some more pictures.

This is the more infected left eye....


... oh my goodness... there is like... a colony of pus pimples in the left eye.

Now, let's look at the right eye.


eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... there is this big yellow thing that contains a few small pimply thing...


Now, let's look at both.



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I can practically hear all of you pleading me to stop the pictures.

OK.

I WILL.

I dun blame you. Even I feel sick in the tummy while I posting these pictures.

I went to see the doctor early in the morning. He gave me some eye cream & said that if it doesn't get better in a few days, I will have to get an operation to take these pus-filled stuff out.

ewwww... but but... that was Saturday. Now, it's Monday and my eyes are still painful whenever I blink! That's it. I have to go for eye facial.

Random Pictures

+ 1 really GROSS pic

First! Let me post up some really cute, punk-rock pictures of Twinkle!!!

He is getting so so so damn adorable!!!

*peep peep*... hmmm i wonder what my master is doing....

Twinkle grows a cute mohawk!!!

SUPER DUPEE CUTE!!!!

*kiss kiss kiss*

LOVE YOU SO MUCH, TWINKLE!!!

Then let's see some pics from Bangkok 2008 during CNY with some friends:

BIG thing beneath the pants... hahaha... actually it's just a waist pouch.

BIG feast!!!

and........... BIG FAGGOTS!!!

Ok ok... now get ready for this.


I was happily craving for a pear.... then.... when I finally biteeeeeeeeee into the oh-so-sweet-and-juicy p... p... ..........


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*looks down at the pear*



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GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

You can see that... there is this.... WORM HOLE in the darker area.



and and.... got some tiny round stuff... like....... ..... ARE THOSE WORM EGGS??!??!

*runsssssss to the bathroom to spit out the half-chewed pear in my mouth*

*brushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh teeth furiously*





EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!





but of course.... i still had to take a picture of the rotton pear....

Trust me. The pear looks BEAUTIFUL on the outside!!! But inside is a different story.



and then and then.... the worst of all...





DADDY CONTINUED TO EAT THE PEAR!!!

... and while he's eating the rotton pear, me & Gina were screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOO DADDY!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THE EGGS!!!!"... but Daddy didn't care about unhatched worm babies, so he continued to eat the pear.

(-_-")

I have weird family.

My 28th + 1 Birthday

Mummy, being superstitious, said that whenever there is a #9 in your birthday, you shouldn't said it. Must not acknowledge it.

Thus, today will be my 28th + 1 birthday!


My sister, the evil jealous one, said to me... ... "jie, in another 1 year, you are going to leave the... ... *hand signals a '2' and a '0'*..."

And at first, I looked at her in a HUH??? manner becuz I don't get it.

And she repeated, "in another 1 year, you are going to leave the......... 20s........... and enter into the 30s".



(O_O") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*sharp stab in the heart*



And as if this isn't enough pain, she went on to say, "... don't worry... .... ... .... ... in another TEN years, you can say the same thing back to me..."

... yeah... in case you didn't figure out yet... ... my sister is TEN years younger than me...

I said to her, "when that day comes... ... i will... ... ... *laughs hysterically*... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 你也有今天 (direct translation: you also have this day coming)!!!"



sob.

ok... whatever.














WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.












Anyway, this afternoon, my family & I went to Junction 8 for lunch.

My bf was so sweet. Although he is 5000 miles away, he still sms'ed & told me to go have a good meal with my family........... and he will pay the bill.

SWEETNESS!!!

*feels like eating his flesh now*... you know that feeling you get when you see an ultra-cute baby & you feel like pinching the chubby cheeks mercilessly?!?!?!?!

... but it's ok... becuz i told him that when he comes back, i want an EXTRA grand meal... and an EXTRA EXTRA big birthday present (double eyelids that cost $4k????.. nahhh... way to expensive for Woffles Wu's magic...)... ...



ANYWAY... some pictures we took at that eating place...

Cheap-a-neh Birthday Meal from my parents...

JAG...
Jeanie Alvin Gina
i think i look like a cyborg, with 1 normal eye & 1 shiny green-blue eye...
Alvin looks stunned...
Gina looked at this pic & said that all 3 of us look weird cuz we all hv single-eyelids....
... i totally agree with her...

my parents!!!
daddy just wants to carry on eating...
mummy loves taking pictures!!!

haahaha... this is when mummy got pissed with Gina for not finishing her food becuz she kept yakking & yakking until the food gone cold... ... then she passed the food to daddy....

EVERYONE!!!
TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS FOR PICTURE-TAKING SAKE... EVEN THOUGH WE ALL COULD NOT FINISH OUR FOOD BECUZ WHO THE HELL MIXES PINEAPPLE RICE WITH CHEESE...
so say......
"YUCKY CHEESE PINEAPPLY RICEEEEEYYYY!!!"

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And then we came home...

And I cleaned Twinkle's cage... OH MY GOD!!! TWINKLE YOU'RE SO CUTE!!! I LOVE YOU!!! but mummy & daddy wants me to send it away... to the zoo... .... *watery eyes*... ... but but.... ... ... i don't want to!!!

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Then Alvin's gf, Catherine, came to our house.... ... and she walked straight to Gina & said........

"Happy Birthday, Gina"

.. with a present in her hand...



HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

My brother then told her that she got the wrong sister.... and Catherine looked so embarrassed... ... hahahahhaha...

... of course, i accepted the present... thank you very much for Gina's present... hehehehehe...

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Then we all sat down and watched a super weepy movie called... P.S I LOVE YOU...

SUPER SAD!!! Me & Gina cried at almost every point of the movie...

Catherine weeped...

Alvin just watched heartlessly... or maybe he was... CONTROLLING HIS TEARS becuz Catherine was sitting beside him...


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OH!!! OH!!! and against my better judgement, i bought a new expansion pack from The Sims2!!! APARTMENT LIFE!!!

I dunno.

I probably won't even have time to play it.

But... ... ... it's just my spur of the moment birthday pressie for myself kind of thing...


I'm going to play it now...