FLASHER

super obscene leh...

but somehow, it makes you want to put that banana in your mouth and bite it... it actually looks delicious... ... sweet and ripe...

*innocent smile*

Personality Quiz

What Color Orange Are You?

You Are Cameo

You are understanding and very empathetic. It's easy for you to see where people are coming from. You find so much joy from other people. You're a social butterfly, and you wouldn't live any other way. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.

(wat a joke. i hate interacting with strangers. and i definitely do NOT find joy from other people. i know... i'm just a prude.)

The Animal Personality Test

You Relate to Eagles and Whales

Your Power Animal: Eagle Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale You are active, a challenger, and optimistic. Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.

(totally not me at all.)



These are totally not accurate.

I wonder why my sister likes doing these quiz.

Really that fun meh?

Have You Seen Adam Lambert (update)

oh my farkin god...

he IS gay...

i found pictures of him kissing another guy.... and.... it's.... with.... TONGUE.

Seems like the guy he is kissing is the same guy in every photo... ... could be his.... BOYFRIEND... ... ... ... ... i'm actually quite traumatized...








URG!!! This is SO WRONG!!! how in the bloody world can he be gay?!!??!!??!!?!

Adam Lambert's bf looks quite cute... in a sissy kind of way.

ARE CUTE GUYS REALLY ALL GAYS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

goddamn it.

Maybe his punk rock style with makeup & nail polish is just a way for him to dress up like a girl... ... *gags*... ...

ok... no offence to gay ppl of the world... becuz i do have gay friends... ... ... but but but... ... ... ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY. I'm sure my sister will be equally as traumatized as me. We actually had a crush on him. But now, he's just one of us.

Sadness.

Have You Seen Adam Lambert

He's one of the Top 11 Finalist on American Idol. He has been in musical theater since 10 yrs old. So young so talented.



Actually he's not that good looking... but then...



... when he sings, he actually looks charismatic... =D


But then again, there were reports saying that he's openly gay... ... ... SIAN LIAO LOR!!! He's really gay meh???? REAAAALLLLLLY MEHHHHHHHH???? SURE MEHHHHHHHHH??? Can't be. I refuse to believe. Just becuz he wears makeup and black nail polish doesn't mean that he is gay. This is punk rock fashion... but then again, what do i know... hahahaha..

There is this youtube video saying that Adam Lambert is gay. It's rather funny. But Adam Lambert is still not a man-loving guy.







He can't be gay lah...



where got gay lor... so manly looking....



dun look gay... that's just a costume for his musical act. is that his real eye color???? damn super nice... why can't i have grey eyes too.... humph...



nope, not gay... not even when he's in an embrace with a sissy looking guy... he's definitely NOT gay. Adam Lambert is the one on the right... super tight ass, right???????????????????? ... (can practically hear my bf looking down at himself & saying "same same!")... ...


... ... I even obsessively went to youtube to look for his videos... ... this guy can really sing in his high-pitch (STILL NOT GAY) yelling voice... ...











... but this one last video did make me wonder if he is gay... becuz HE CAN REALLY MOVE HIS BODY SEXILY in a girly way... here it is... enjoy...

(hmmm... my bf sometimes like to dance like that too... dun tell me.... he is g...ga... can't be lah)...

Speechless

Something has been bugging me for some time.

Sometimes I wonder how can ppl change all of the sudden. I know that my friend can't be so heartless. Even if there's no more love in the relationship, I'm sure there are better ways in handling the situation.

He wasn't like this in the past. He really changed.

I miss my friend in the past. Now he has become another person. I wish that things can go back to old times, but I know that ppl can change due to environment and experiences.

Sometimes, I feel so helpless. I want to do something to help, but I can't say anything becuz I know that nobody will listen.

And I know that I got no right to say anything becuz it's not my life.

Sometimes, we quarrel. Sometimes, we have cold war. But at the end of the day, we know that we will still be friends. And we will always support each other in everything we do.

But if something is wrong and you want to say something, but you know that the other person won't listen... ... ... ... then howwwwwwwwwwwwww??? =(

When I think about what has happened, all I can say is... ... ... I'm speechless.

Watchmen

Me & bf went to watch Watchmen last Friday.

I dunno if it's becuz the both of us were too tired from work or is the movie super boring... ... but we practically fell asleep in the movie theater. And the nachos that we bought were a bit 'lao hong' (stale / not crispy / out in the open for too long). Fark Eng Wah.

First of all, judging from the poster, I thought it was going to be exciting like Superman or Spiderman or X-men... ... but the movie is totally not entertaining at all. It's like a bunch of heroes who fallen from grace and now they are just a bunch of old fogies who engage in sordid sex and meaningless violence. It's like a very scandalous un-superhero movie. I dunno... ... maybe some of you might find it very exciting. Although the movie is almost 3 hrs long & a way of making the customers' money worth it, but it is another way to imprison us in total boredom.






WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!


Mr Manhattan (the shiny blue guy with the spaced-out eyes) walks around nekkid and you can practically see his bird-bird in fantastic details. He had a human gf but he despised her for growing old, so he cheated on her with a young superhero girl called Silk Spectre (who wears tight latex & honestly dun look that young & a little bit ah-qua). What the fark lor. What an inhuman superhero. If he doesn't have super powers, his gf shd just cut off his ku ku. And when he goes to war, he can transform into this giant version of himself, but then he's suddenly in the mood to wear a groin cloth. What is the meaning of this??? You mean if he's human-size, the audience is allowed to see his bird-bird and huge droopy balls... ... but if he's King-Kong-size, then we cannot see his enlarged bird-bird, is it? What nonsense. I DEMAND TO SEE KING-KONG-SIZE KU KU BIRD!!! Anyway, if you dunno what i'm talking about, then you go & watch the movie.

Ozymandias (the filthy rich guy) looks like he's a potential faggot. And i suspect tat he & Mr Manhattan is secretly in love. This is becuz Ozymandias ruin the world and Mr Manhattan still never kill him. watever lah. even though Ozy claims that he is trying to unite the whole world, but he still made use of Mr Manhanttan to build this power machine to zap & destroy buildings and humans. and this Mr Manhanttan is still ok with it... and sort of agrees with wat Ozy is doing and lets him live (actually i didn't really get this part becuz i dozed off). wat the.... *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*!!!!!

The Comedian (the guy who keeps wearing a smiley badge) loves raping women and making them pregnant then killing them in cold blood. He kills children and shoots innocent ppl like he's playing arcade games. Oh, did I mention that Silk Spectre is actually his bastard child with Ms Jupiter who almost got raped by The Comedian during a photoshoot & then married another guy in the later years, but then cheated on her husband by sleeping with The Comedian and getting pregnant with Silk Spectre? Complicated, right? Now that I put it this way, the movie actually sounds interesting.

And then there's Nite Owl II who is balding and pudgy and has a secret lusty crush on Silk Spectre who was dating Mr Manhattan after he broke up with his aging gf. But then he eventually get to have sex with Silk when she left Mr Manhanttan becuz she found out that he was working while having sex with her at the same time. Dunno what I'm talking about, right? Then you watch the movie and you will understand.

I guess the only respectable superhero would be Rorschach (the masked man). He looks like this nerdy carrot-top guy who always gets bullied by his classmates... ... .. but he actually poured boiling hot oil onto a man and killed a midget while he was in jail. But in the end, Mr Manhattan just killed him by exploding him into pieces (which i dunno why becuz i actually fell asleep at this part)... ... hmmmm... and i thought Mr Manhattan & Rorschach were supposed to be friends. Roschach is like the only guy who gives a damn about the world and all the killings going on... .. ... but then Mr Manhattan killed him instead of that Ozy guy... ...



I can never understand this movie.

Probably too intelligent & classical for my viewing.