HELP ME AGAIN!

(i'm being serious this time)

Desperately need to buy a few dresses to attend a few wedding dinners.

Why people want to hold wedding dinner??? Now I have a big problem. Most of the dresses are tubes. I hate wearing tubes becuz:

1) I'm skinny.
2) Tubes are for girls w huge breasts.
3) Whenever I wear tubes, these weird flesh at my armpit area starts to bulge out. Basically I'm a skinny girl with fat armpits. Why? I dunno. Somebody pls help me.


The only ways to rectify this problem with tubes are to:

1) Eat till I explode, but I probably still will remain skinny. Damn these skinny genes.
2) Get breasts implants.
3) Get liposuction performed on my fat armpits & transfer the fats to my boobs. hey.. that's actually a good idea!



HELP HELP!

Should I go to Far East? Wisma? Ion Orchard?? Vivocity? Suntec?

*ponders*

Which places will contain the most stores that carry these kind of dresses?

Serve me right for not shopping like other girls... now I'm stuck in a situation. At the very least, I need to find a nice dress by 17 Oct!!! Becuz that's when Alvin & Cat take their indoor wedding photos... and our whole family will be there for a Family Photo! =D

That bf of mine is invited to the shoot too. But what if we break up?

(can hear ND going, "SIAO AH")...

Watever lah... the most I will cut out a photo of my new bf's face & paste over his face.



Why dun I have any nice dresses for weddings & photo shoots?

*gloom*

HELP HELP!

I'm so bored.



And I'm too lazy to post up pictures from my birthday. Maybe next time. I got photos from my workplace, my bf & his mother, my family... =D



Which reminds me that while out celebrating with my family, an auntie thot that I was only 20. *beams with joy*!!! YOU HEAR THAT, GINA?! She recognized ME as you. hehehehehe... *gloats for a little bit more*...





But the truth is.... I'm officially OLD now! HELP!!!



Another 10 more years & I'll be........................................ (O_O") !!! How will I look like when I'm 40??????





*imagines*....





HORRORS!!! How come I still look like I'm 20???? IMPOSSIBLE!!! Ok, I shall confess to mummy that I really did go for Botox! Becuz I'm now the oldest, shortest & skinniest sibling, so at least I must look the youngest! if you have read my previous blog posts, you will know what i'm talking abt....

Wait a min... logically, I'm no longer the skinniest sibling becuz I now weigh 45kg. Gina weighs the same as me & she's 2cm taller than me.

*yes!*

Actually if you really think about it, I might already have 1 leg in the coffin. What if I only live till 60? Now it means I'm already halfway there... which now makes me wonder... what if I was accidentally buried alive in a coffin? Would I eventually die from lack of oxygen... or would i die from fear first? or would bugs devour my flesh while I'm still alive??? tat's like... ... slow death sia...

I'm so bored, I shall watch the 1st episode of Flash Forward which I had recorded. NEW SERIES SHOWING ON EVERY SUNDAY, 10PM ON CHANNEL 5!!!!!!

I also cheong'ed finish the episodes for Fringe. I have been keeping them for a really really boring relaxing day like today where I had taken leave on my birthday. Fringe is damn interesting! But.... why are the actors unattractive + corny in their acting? THEY RUINED THE WHOLE ENCHANTMENT FOR FRINGE!!!

Daddy has the whole season 2 for Psyche. It's super funny! The actors are a natural in a comedic way. love it. My bf doesn't watch english series, but watches this. That's how funny it is. Why my bf so so chee-na-biang... ... only like to watch cantonese series. Must force him to watch Lost V with me, so that we can feel lost together. I dunno why Lost has so many confusing & mysterious turning points, but I still watch it frustratingly every week. WHY? WHY??????????????? Is it becuz I must know what is the ending? What is time travel? Why the island can move? What's so special about the Lost people? AM I REALLY THAT KAYPOH?!?!?!

sigh...

farewell my 20s...