Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Funnily Disgusting

Have you ever walked along a crowded area and then you spot this fat SWEATY bastard walking towards you? And you just KNOW that he's going to be smelly as well, so you try to hold your breath until he walks past. And you try and scoot further to the side so that he can walk past you without having his sweaty cold skin brush past your arm.

That's what happened to me.

Except that... ND was standing on my left and the sweaty pig was coming towards me on my right.

When I saw the fatty, it was like...

*red flashing siren*

*alarms ringing out loud*

And fatty was coming in FAST.

So I was thinking to myself, "scoot aside fast scoot aside fast before we touch each other skin to skin"...

But somehow, my escape route was obstructed... ... ... and then... ... ... *rrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb*... EWWWWW!!!!!!! The fatty was REALLY wet!!!


I turned to ND and said sarcastically, "THANK YOU LAH!!! I keep pushing you aside and you refuse to move... .. now my hand rubbed past that fat sweaty guy."

Then I bring my hand up to his nose and said, "you smell you smell".

Guess wat.

He did not smell it.

He LICKED (the word deserves 'capital', 'bold' and 'largest font' just cuz it's so shocking) my hand!!!

I guess he didn't hear me correctly.

Just to make sure that he was aware of what he just did, I said to him, "you just licked the fatty guy's sweat".

And ND was like (O_O) <---- can't describe this expression... shocked or surprised... I don't know...

Then he said loudly, "WAH!!! SUI!!!"

Since he liked the taste so much and me being so kind, I offered my hand again and told him, "here.. lick it again".

And he licked it again.

You know what they say.

Do it once, it might be a mistake.
Do it twice... ... and ppl might think you really like it.