Poor Twinkle

Mummy wants to give him away to some House Bunny person. Apparently, she read in the papers that there's this KIND person who absolutely LOVES bunnies. And there was a picture in the papers where this KIND person's house is FULL OF BUNNIES.

watever.

if you ask me, this might not be a very KIND person at all. If this person (let's call this KIND person, Alex) is really into bunnies, then Alex would only keep like... a few bunnies and not a whole house of bunnies. WHO KNOWS if Alex is actually reproducing the bunnies in masses, so that he can sell to other ppl and make a profit?! Correct or not?!?! And with so many bunnies, surely Alex has to look after them on a full-time basis, right??? And if Alex has a regular job, then who is doing the daily cleaning of the bunny cages??? And if not cleaned daily, then where is the hygiene??????

And and... what if Alex is this guy who just wants to make baby bunnies or create some special species of bunnies?? Then Twinkle will suffer from exhaustion becuz he's super duper cute!!! Alex will put Twinkle with a female bunny and then he will order Twinkle around, "FARK THAT BUNNY!!! FARK HER NOW!!! I COMMAND YOU TO IMPREGNATE HER!!!". Then Twinkle will be like *boink boink boink boink boink* in rabbit-lightning speed.... ... and when he cums in that bunny, Alex will put him with another female bunny and order him to impregnate her as well... and then another 10-20 bunnies. And the next day, this repeats itself again.

POOR TWINKLE!!! First he's a virgin, then suddenly, he turns into a gigolo. How can he take that kind of stress?!?!?!?!


And then my parents suggest to secretly drop him off in the zoo at the bunny farm. How to lor?! They wanted to sneak Twinkle in a bag... then go to the bunny farm and pretend to be interested in bunnies.... .... then *fling* Twinkle into the farm with the other bunnies.

SIAO IS IT?!?!?!

What if the bunny-caretaker takes the bunnies in for the day... and then, "eh? who's this???". And picks Twinkle up... then decides that this little bunny looks plump and healthy.... .... and then whack Twinkle on the head and while Twinkle is still dizzy, the bunny-caretaker feeds him to the wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? And all these is becuz the zoo doesn't feel like taking care of an extra bunny due to economy recession!!!!!!!!!!!

CANNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANNOT TAKE TWINKLE TO THE ZOO!!!

Even if Twinkle is too cute to resist and the zoo decides to keep him, but what if one day he becomes old? I bet they will all make some yummy bunny meat for the other animals in the zoo. Why waste a good piece of bunny meat? Yum Yum.

(O_O) !!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE!!!!!!


My bf offered to keep Twinkle at his house, but his mother is against the idea. She would rather Twinkle be given away as a gigolo or food.

Twinkle so poor thing.

I dun mind taking care of him and loving him till he dies.

*kiss*

Love you, Twinkle.

Bird Brain Humans

Went to Chinatown just now to collect our Hong Kong tickets & his mother tagged along. When looking for a parking lot, he wanted to park near the staircase but there were no available lots around.

Then he wanted to park in the season parking lot which is reserved whole day even on Sunday and Public Holidays. I didn't want to risk getting a summon, and spotted this parking lot (for the public, not season parking) which was like... 3 lots away from the 'illegal' lot which he wanted to park. I told him about it, but he ignored me. Then he cursed the car that was parked beside him becuz apparently the driver didn't park properly or something.

So I spotted another public lot and told him to park there. Then he said, "i dun wan you all to walk so far". And I was like, "far meh?? it's just there".... ... and that was like... JUST opposite.... like only 5-10 steps (depending whether you take adult steps or baby steps) more to walk to cross the carpark street.

And actually nothing was wrong until his mother had to say, "SHE dun kw how to appreciate"... wat the fark lor?!?! where did that come from?!?!? I dunno how to appreciate?!?!?! I dunno how to appreciate WHAT?!?! exactly what I dunno how to appreciate?!?!?!

I mean, how farking big can a carpark be? Just 5-10 steps to cross the carpark street, very far meh?! 5-10 steps VERY DAMN FAR MEH??? and excuse me... when he said, "i dun wan you all to walk so far".... it should be translated into, "i dun wan MY MOTHER to walk so far". And again... 5-10 steps to cross the carpark street is too much for your mother to handle?????? In that case, then why bother to bring her out and make her walk from Chinatown OG to People's Park? Isn't that even MORE torturing for her??? And how come when we were in People's Park, she was so energetic in walking around & shopping for things?

And all these while, he was thinking for his mother, I was actually concerned about him. My biggest mistake was that I was worried that he would get a summon for parking in the season parking lot. And for some phantom reason in her own imagination, I DUNNO HOW TO APPRECIATE HER SON. I dunno how to appreciate wat, I also dunno. And then she still dare to give me that disgusted face and tell me not to anyhow throw tantrum.

(-_-)

watever lah, ok? watever.

So everyone can see the pattern now.

He is concerned for his mother for walking 5-10 steps more, and I'm concerned for him in getting a summon for parking in the season parking lot, but then I become the evil bitch becuz I dunno how to appreciate and becuz I throw tantrum. And in the first place, all I said was "far meh?? it's just there".

they all behave as if i'm the unappreciative tantrum bitch. but really, they are the ones who are bird-brains for not seeing the whole picture.

out of the blue, i'm unappreciative.

IN THE VERY FIRST PLACE, the kindness wasn't even demonstrated for ME. it was for HIS MOTHER. and then i was just being concerned about him getting a summon, so i directed him to a public lot which was 5-10 steps away and she called me UNAPPRECIATIVE and then showed me a disgusted face & told me not to throw tantrum. then wat? you rather your son get a summon, is it?!?!?!?!

wat the fark.

ok lor, next time ask your son to drop you off DIRECTLY at the shopping complex while we go and look for carpark lot. then you won't have to walk that 5-10 steps more. i tell you what i think, i totally feel that she is just taking everybody for granted.

even with me, she said some farked up things to me before and that's becuz she didn't want to walk too far to the car. There was this time when I was doing her a favor by driving her to work while her son was overseas. The car was parked at the next block. And in the morning, while walking towards the car, she said to me, "actually i saw some empty parking lots just below our block yesterday, and i thought of telling you to go get the car and park below so we dun have to walk to far this morning but then i think to myself that you sure VERY LAZY to do that, so i didn't tell you". *breathes deeply*... so i told her to wait below the block while i go get the car myself... then i will drive towards her to pick her up. So is she APPRECIATING me? This is totally called TAKING ADVANTAGE of me... and adding MEAN WORDS to it as well.


i had it.

this is not the 1st time she said such things to me already. and all these while, i kept silent and never talk back to her. i'm sick of having to stand up for myself all the time while that asshole hides in the shadows and watch the drama. and the worst part was that he joined forces with his mother and also thought that i was in the wrong.

watever.

Top 10 (or more) List of Things

Last night, I dreamt that I went to get a tattoo!!!

EXCITEDNESS!!! I had always wanted to get a tattoo!!! It's like on my list of things to do before I die.

1. Have straight shiny white teeth.
2. Have my spine straightened.
3. Maintain at least $50,000 in my bank account.
4. Go for double eyelid / eye uplift corrective surgery.
5. Get fillers to plump up my lips.
6. Pierce navel (done)
7. Pierce that-hard-part-of-your-ear-bone-that-starts-with-T (done)
8. Get a tattoo.
9. Go to gym regularly.
10. Pluck my bf's armpit hairs until it's baby smooth.



Ok. These are not the only things I want to do. I mean, there are other things like... live happily & blissfully for the rest of my life. Never lift a finger to do housework forever and ever. Space out and daydream and get paid. Money constantly drop down from the sky and into my room's window. Never suffer another body ache, no back pain / neck pain / shoulder pain /etc etc. Eat anything I want & all the food will be processed and transformed into nutrients for my boobs. Never have stretch marks. Suddenly grow a brain and become super intelligent.

Wat the hell... the list is endless!

I also wish that female human beings can just lay eggs like chickens instead of pushing out a huge screaming baby from her pussy. DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL & GROSS THAT IS?!?!?!?! why can't we just lay an egg... ... maybe the size of a computer mouse... ... and then wait for it to hatch? Then it will grow into a normal size baby. There are so many advantages to this.

1. the fetus doesn't kick around in your stomach like Alien.
2. you won't have stretch marks becuz a computer mouse is so mini and cute.
3. no need for extreme pain in child birth!
4. the egg just leaves you alone until it's hatched (preferably in a week's time, so that the mother is completely re-energized to take care of the hatched baby).
5. once it's hatched, it's also mini-sized. and anything that is mini-sized is cuter than a normal-sized thing.



And I wish my parents will give up the idea of giving away Twinkle!!!

FLASHER

super obscene leh...

but somehow, it makes you want to put that banana in your mouth and bite it... it actually looks delicious... ... sweet and ripe...

*innocent smile*

Personality Quiz

What Color Orange Are You?

You Are Cameo

You are understanding and very empathetic. It's easy for you to see where people are coming from. You find so much joy from other people. You're a social butterfly, and you wouldn't live any other way. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.

(wat a joke. i hate interacting with strangers. and i definitely do NOT find joy from other people. i know... i'm just a prude.)

The Animal Personality Test

You Relate to Eagles and Whales

Your Power Animal: Eagle Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale You are active, a challenger, and optimistic. Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.

(totally not me at all.)



These are totally not accurate.

I wonder why my sister likes doing these quiz.

Really that fun meh?

Have You Seen Adam Lambert (update)

oh my farkin god...

he IS gay...

i found pictures of him kissing another guy.... and.... it's.... with.... TONGUE.

Seems like the guy he is kissing is the same guy in every photo... ... could be his.... BOYFRIEND... ... ... ... ... i'm actually quite traumatized...








URG!!! This is SO WRONG!!! how in the bloody world can he be gay?!!??!!??!!?!

Adam Lambert's bf looks quite cute... in a sissy kind of way.

ARE CUTE GUYS REALLY ALL GAYS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

goddamn it.

Maybe his punk rock style with makeup & nail polish is just a way for him to dress up like a girl... ... *gags*... ...

ok... no offence to gay ppl of the world... becuz i do have gay friends... ... ... but but but... ... ... ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY. I'm sure my sister will be equally as traumatized as me. We actually had a crush on him. But now, he's just one of us.

Sadness.

Have You Seen Adam Lambert

He's one of the Top 11 Finalist on American Idol. He has been in musical theater since 10 yrs old. So young so talented.



Actually he's not that good looking... but then...



... when he sings, he actually looks charismatic... =D


But then again, there were reports saying that he's openly gay... ... ... SIAN LIAO LOR!!! He's really gay meh???? REAAAALLLLLLY MEHHHHHHHH???? SURE MEHHHHHHHHH??? Can't be. I refuse to believe. Just becuz he wears makeup and black nail polish doesn't mean that he is gay. This is punk rock fashion... but then again, what do i know... hahahaha..

There is this youtube video saying that Adam Lambert is gay. It's rather funny. But Adam Lambert is still not a man-loving guy.







He can't be gay lah...



where got gay lor... so manly looking....



dun look gay... that's just a costume for his musical act. is that his real eye color???? damn super nice... why can't i have grey eyes too.... humph...



nope, not gay... not even when he's in an embrace with a sissy looking guy... he's definitely NOT gay. Adam Lambert is the one on the right... super tight ass, right???????????????????? ... (can practically hear my bf looking down at himself & saying "same same!")... ...


... ... I even obsessively went to youtube to look for his videos... ... this guy can really sing in his high-pitch (STILL NOT GAY) yelling voice... ...











... but this one last video did make me wonder if he is gay... becuz HE CAN REALLY MOVE HIS BODY SEXILY in a girly way... here it is... enjoy...

(hmmm... my bf sometimes like to dance like that too... dun tell me.... he is g...ga... can't be lah)...

Speechless

Something has been bugging me for some time.

Sometimes I wonder how can ppl change all of the sudden. I know that my friend can't be so heartless. Even if there's no more love in the relationship, I'm sure there are better ways in handling the situation.

He wasn't like this in the past. He really changed.

I miss my friend in the past. Now he has become another person. I wish that things can go back to old times, but I know that ppl can change due to environment and experiences.

Sometimes, I feel so helpless. I want to do something to help, but I can't say anything becuz I know that nobody will listen.

And I know that I got no right to say anything becuz it's not my life.

Sometimes, we quarrel. Sometimes, we have cold war. But at the end of the day, we know that we will still be friends. And we will always support each other in everything we do.

But if something is wrong and you want to say something, but you know that the other person won't listen... ... ... ... then howwwwwwwwwwwwww??? =(

When I think about what has happened, all I can say is... ... ... I'm speechless.

Watchmen

Me & bf went to watch Watchmen last Friday.

I dunno if it's becuz the both of us were too tired from work or is the movie super boring... ... but we practically fell asleep in the movie theater. And the nachos that we bought were a bit 'lao hong' (stale / not crispy / out in the open for too long). Fark Eng Wah.

First of all, judging from the poster, I thought it was going to be exciting like Superman or Spiderman or X-men... ... but the movie is totally not entertaining at all. It's like a bunch of heroes who fallen from grace and now they are just a bunch of old fogies who engage in sordid sex and meaningless violence. It's like a very scandalous un-superhero movie. I dunno... ... maybe some of you might find it very exciting. Although the movie is almost 3 hrs long & a way of making the customers' money worth it, but it is another way to imprison us in total boredom.






WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!


Mr Manhattan (the shiny blue guy with the spaced-out eyes) walks around nekkid and you can practically see his bird-bird in fantastic details. He had a human gf but he despised her for growing old, so he cheated on her with a young superhero girl called Silk Spectre (who wears tight latex & honestly dun look that young & a little bit ah-qua). What the fark lor. What an inhuman superhero. If he doesn't have super powers, his gf shd just cut off his ku ku. And when he goes to war, he can transform into this giant version of himself, but then he's suddenly in the mood to wear a groin cloth. What is the meaning of this??? You mean if he's human-size, the audience is allowed to see his bird-bird and huge droopy balls... ... but if he's King-Kong-size, then we cannot see his enlarged bird-bird, is it? What nonsense. I DEMAND TO SEE KING-KONG-SIZE KU KU BIRD!!! Anyway, if you dunno what i'm talking about, then you go & watch the movie.

Ozymandias (the filthy rich guy) looks like he's a potential faggot. And i suspect tat he & Mr Manhattan is secretly in love. This is becuz Ozymandias ruin the world and Mr Manhattan still never kill him. watever lah. even though Ozy claims that he is trying to unite the whole world, but he still made use of Mr Manhanttan to build this power machine to zap & destroy buildings and humans. and this Mr Manhanttan is still ok with it... and sort of agrees with wat Ozy is doing and lets him live (actually i didn't really get this part becuz i dozed off). wat the.... *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*!!!!!

The Comedian (the guy who keeps wearing a smiley badge) loves raping women and making them pregnant then killing them in cold blood. He kills children and shoots innocent ppl like he's playing arcade games. Oh, did I mention that Silk Spectre is actually his bastard child with Ms Jupiter who almost got raped by The Comedian during a photoshoot & then married another guy in the later years, but then cheated on her husband by sleeping with The Comedian and getting pregnant with Silk Spectre? Complicated, right? Now that I put it this way, the movie actually sounds interesting.

And then there's Nite Owl II who is balding and pudgy and has a secret lusty crush on Silk Spectre who was dating Mr Manhattan after he broke up with his aging gf. But then he eventually get to have sex with Silk when she left Mr Manhanttan becuz she found out that he was working while having sex with her at the same time. Dunno what I'm talking about, right? Then you watch the movie and you will understand.

I guess the only respectable superhero would be Rorschach (the masked man). He looks like this nerdy carrot-top guy who always gets bullied by his classmates... ... .. but he actually poured boiling hot oil onto a man and killed a midget while he was in jail. But in the end, Mr Manhattan just killed him by exploding him into pieces (which i dunno why becuz i actually fell asleep at this part)... ... hmmmm... and i thought Mr Manhattan & Rorschach were supposed to be friends. Roschach is like the only guy who gives a damn about the world and all the killings going on... .. ... but then Mr Manhattan killed him instead of that Ozy guy... ...



I can never understand this movie.

Probably too intelligent & classical for my viewing.