MEN WILL THANK ME... WOMEN WILL LOVE ME...

... (Picture of da Guru)...

Me and Gina (my 17yr old sister) were just talking about men & relationships... (yes yes... I know... we're bimbos).

But men, if you want to keep your women interested... then you better listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth.

And women... ... you can thank me later.

At times, I look around at my married friends... and those who are in relationships. I feel that some of them lead very very dull lives. I mean... COME ON, man... you're MARRIED... not IMPRISONED FOR LIFE. If all married couples are dull and lifeless, then I will write to the government and ask them to BAN marriage.

And I just want to smack you on your married heads and say, "WHY MUST fun & laughter STOP?! CONTINUE TO PLAY! FLIRT! LAUGH! TALK NONSENSE!"

I know it takes 2 hands to clap... but somebody has to lift up the hand first. And I know sometimes, you've been lifting your hand up for too long.. and the other person just will not clap with you... but... dun stop trying. Becuz the minute you stop, everything will go downhill. If you're tired, rest first... then try again. Nobody said that good things will come easy.

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Talking about other stuff... ... about singles like me.

Sometimes, I ask myself... ... why am I still single at 26 and loving it? I mean, I feel carefree... and happy... and energetic! Why keep a man around to make myself so unhappy, right?

Is it becuz my expectations are too high? Or are the guys just simply boring.... wicked... unfaithful... flirtatious... cannot keep their penises to themselves?? I mean, I'm not a SAINT... I know I lose interest quickly once it gets boring... and I know I make mistakes... but...

... for God's sake... I'm only HUMAN! So stop bugging me to settle down... and stop asking me if I have a bf. What do you want me to say? I love being single! I like having my own time to do my own stuff! A man will just give me headaches... so thank you, but I'll pass. Maybe I'm just not a very settled person. Or maybe... I have not found a guy who makes me feel like settling down.

But for guys who have gfs who are just like me... then you better learn how to keep that woman interested in you.

Just get a balance in everything that you do...

Dun be too nice... you'll become boring.
Dun be too nasty... or you'll be frustrating to be with.
Dun give in too much... girls will find you predictable and take advantage.
Dun take too much... that's selfish! And you will make the other person too tired.

The bottom line is...

Be a bad boy... but a caring guy.
Be an outrageous flirt... but only to your partner.
Learn when to be jealous... and express it... and with the right amount of dosage.
And most importantly, laugh and have fun!!!

Be cool... and suave... and tough. Yeahhhhhh.... go to the gym... work out... dun lose shape (that's goes got men AND women). Go swimming... get a nice brown tan... look healthy. I mean... what's wrong with going to the gym... you feel good... you look good... ... it's a win-win situation wat.... correct or not?

errr... ... wat?.... WAT?!?!?... WAT THING?!?!?

... am I really that hard to please?!

HAHAHHAHAHAHA... a bit lah.... ... but hey... everybody wants what I want. The difference is... I dare to say it.

Arrogant? Yup! Wat.... cannot meh? Beat me lah!