AH BING & GNI TALKING IN MSN

Sometimes I wonder if I'm weird or do I hang out with people who are weird.

Ah Bing & me were on MSN.

Ah Bing. In NUS dorm.

Me... at home.

I suddenly remember that I left my painkillers with Ah Bing... and I calculated that my period is going to start really really soon... and I just cannot live without my painkillers.

So, here starts the MSN conversation -

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Gni - ... you found my killers?

Bing - ... nope. No killers.

Gni - But but... remember Chinese New Year I passed them to you??

Gni - By the way, you heard abt the NYP sex video?

Bing - yeah... it has reached America too already.

Gni - Wow... more popular than Annabel Chong.

Bing - My friend said Annabel Chong is so loose until can shove his whole foot inside.

Gni - HAHAHAHHAa... at least until the knee la.

Bing - o_O ... that's longer than a baby... HAHAH

Gni - ... why? cannot be a very TALL baby meh?!

Gni - ... by the way, her name is Tammy... in case you need a name to call out to...

Bing - not my type... i prefer those who scream... she's so quiet... hahahaha...

Gni - ... wat! Maybe somebody else in the house leh?! You want the father to join in, is it...


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OK... so we know something about men... they like women to make noise in bed... ... ...

And then the topic continues on -

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Bing - He keeps humping her in the same position for like 8 minutes... Watch porn they never stay in the same position for more than 2 minutes lol

Gni - *endless laughing*

Bing - Porn is better. I learn more. Ok... I go make mushroom soup. Diarrhoea leh... haven't eaten dinner.

Gni - ... ewww... somehow the topic of sex & diarrhoea don't go well together.

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... *after mushroom soup*...

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Bing - For this video... I keep seeing ass. But I'm more of a boobs & arm person. UPPER BODY appeals to me more.

Gni - Boobs, I can understand. But ARM?!?!?!

Bing - What's wrong with arm fetishes?

Gni - ... i... dunno... ... ... ... do you have sex with armpits?

Bing - oh dear... I haven't considered that... ... yet.

Gni - ahhahahhahaa... you can try... since it's still considered to be an... UPPER BODY thing.

Bing - sounds... fun. But my dick will be in a lot of pain.

Gni - hahahhaa.. why? she shaves?

Bing - lol... any nice-smelling vaseline?

Gni - ... errr... ummm...

Bing - Vicks... lol

Gni - HAHAHAHHAHAA!!! HOT!

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*5 seconds pause*

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Gni - so where's my killers?

Bing - DAMN... it's not with me. Seriously.

Gni - but but... remember Chinese New Year? Anyway, I'm going to blog about our conversation.

Bing - ... skip the part about my lack of skin, pls...

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... and so... here I am... blogging about our very sick conversation. And yes... I deleted the part about Bing's lack of skin... hahahahhaha... sorry... you will not read about Freddy Kruger.

... you want to know who's Bing?

He's my brother.

Hey hey... I can see you going... (o_O) !!!